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The Wizard

  • deacondoom
  • Jul 3, 2025
  • 1 min read

Updated: Sep 23, 2025


The Cringe.

Race

Patriarch / Warlock

Hotness

4-7

Body Count

0 (+-)

Politics

Right

RizzForce Level 

4

GoonMajick Level

5



The Wizard is born of the Patriarch’s line, though tainted by a trace of Warlock sin. He has mastered the wisdom of the Elves—every book, every podcast, every annoying sound bite—his intellect is vast, a vault of lore and logic, but he lacks the RizzForce—the ancient charisma that bends the wills of men and enchants the hearts of Doves. He knows of it, speaks of it, but cannot wield it. Where Patriarchs inspire awe, he inspires yawns. To Fairy's, he’s the annoying guy from church that doesn’t get invited to the party. To himself, a monument of informational certainty.


He has no style. His soul too proud to see that he is what happens when knowledge forgets to be powerful and power forgets to be dangerous.  –Saint Beldábeard

Where to find

Elvish churches, religious events, and universities.

Body Count

Usually, none.

Pro Life

Supports it and understands every arguement to use in a debate.

HypnoTech Majick

High. He has many addictions because he has no Rizzforce.

Goon Majick

High. His lack of Rizzforce forces him to use Majick.

K-OS Virus

Immune.

Boons

Has a lot of knowledge May have a successful career

Snags

No Rizzforce Uses Majick Annoying character Has addictions May struggle financially No style


 
 

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