The Wizard
- deacondoom
- Jul 3, 2025
- 1 min read
Updated: Sep 23, 2025

The Cringe.
Race | Patriarch / Warlock |
Hotness | 4-7 |
Body Count | 0 (+-) |
Politics | Right |
RizzForce Level | 4 |
GoonMajick Level | 5 |
The Wizard is born of the Patriarch’s line, though tainted by a trace of Warlock sin. He has mastered the wisdom of the Elves—every book, every podcast, every annoying sound bite—his intellect is vast, a vault of lore and logic, but he lacks the RizzForce—the ancient charisma that bends the wills of men and enchants the hearts of Doves. He knows of it, speaks of it, but cannot wield it. Where Patriarchs inspire awe, he inspires yawns. To Fairy's, he’s the annoying guy from church that doesn’t get invited to the party. To himself, a monument of informational certainty.
He has no style. His soul too proud to see that he is what happens when knowledge forgets to be powerful and power forgets to be dangerous. –Saint Beldábeard
Where to find | Elvish churches, religious events, and universities. |
Body Count | Usually, none. |
Pro Life | Supports it and understands every arguement to use in a debate. |
HypnoTech Majick | High. He has many addictions because he has no Rizzforce. |
Goon Majick | High. His lack of Rizzforce forces him to use Majick. |
K-OS Virus | Immune. |
Boons | Has a lot of knowledge May have a successful career |
Snags | No Rizzforce Uses Majick Annoying character Has addictions May struggle financially No style |



