The Elf

The Patriarch’s Reverent Queen, the Kreator’s Moon.

Race	Dove
Hotness	4-7
Body Count	0
Politics	Alt-Right
RizzForce Level	8
GreasyMagik Level	0
How she can level up	Work on her physical appearance. Be a little more fun, elegant, and nurturing. Can become a Dove

She walks the Rizzverse as a remnant of the Elf Age—veiled in white, untouched by vanity, unbent by the spirit of the Anti-Rizz age. No filters, no style, and no makeup. Formed in secret like a sword in the dark—homeschooled and battle-ready. She stands, still and radiant, like a star above the storm. And yes—sometimes she skips the perfume and the hygiene—because she is not performing. She is preparing. For war. For family. For legacy. Wife, mother, matriarch—full-time, no compromise. Submissive? Only the way a queen kneels to a king: not in weakness, but in alliance. Her loyalty is tactical. Her faith is weaponized. She brings order like a fortress risen from stone, while the empire of modernity crumbles in glitter and noise. First date? Her father sits across the table, sword sheathed but within reach. If you flinch, you’re not the one.

By 25, she’s married—not because she’s desperate, but because she knows what she was made for. –Saint Beldábeard

You won’t find her sipping on Majickal potions or gossiping at brunch. She’s at home—chanting psalms, cooking meals, painting icons like a nun by candlelight. While others chase dopamine hits and digital applause, she is building an ark. She knits while kingdoms fall. Teaches her children the tongues of Elves, Doves, and Angels. She won’t be at the gym taking tittie and booty selfies or messaging males through social media. Her circle is few, and fierce. If you don’t fear the Kreator, dress modestly, and spit out the poisoned wine of pop culture—you’re ignored. She’s praying for a Patriarch—a man who prays like a prophet and fights like a king. A priest in his home. And if you think she’s judging you? She is. And heaven backs her.

Where to find	Extremely rare. You will only find her in the remnant strongholds of traditionalist Elvish Holy Churches.
Body Count	Sex is only for marriage and probably does not believe in natural family planning or contraceptives.
Pro Life	Yes, desires as many children as The Kreator wants.
HypnoTech Majick	None. Has never dealt in such Majick.
Greasy Majick	Strongly against the movement. Has never dealt in such Majick.
K-OS Virus	Immune. Protected by the grace of the Kreator.
Boons	She knows her role as a traditional wife and performs it well. She fears the Kreator and practices her religion rigorously. Capable of working hard to raise children.
Snags	Lacks in her ability to have fun with you because she sees life in a rigid way.  Difficult or near impossible for her to see the gray areas in life and faith. Her expectations for you, especially in religious faith, may be too high.