The Pimple

The Enduring Apprentice.

Race	Spazmite / Warlock
Hotness	1-4
Body Count	1 (+-)
Politics	Left
RizzForce Level	3
GoonMajick Level	10

Once a Smurf, now unbound and twisted, the Pimple roams the realms in pitiful desperation, seeking a woman not to lead, but to be leeched by. He desires to be drained dry, so that he may become a Smurf again. He bears hatred for any male more attractive than he because it reminds him of what he will never be. In the wild, he casts petty curses—jealous interruptions and whisperings designed to sway the female creature from a worthier male. He is the High Priest of the Anti-RizzForce, a professional cockblocker, a dark creature of envy and emasculation. And thus, the Rizzverse suffers his simpyness.

Females recoil when they hear his socially awkward and often crude and disrespectful flirtations—but in times of famine, even poison may look like bread, and so some fall prey to his dark Majick. He is the ultimate cock-block –Saint Beldábeard

Where to find	Everywhere. Becoming the average male of the West.
Body Count	Sex is an addiction.
Pro Life	May desire a child to entrap a female.
HypnoTech Majick	Very High. Uses it to stalk and shower females with compliments.
Goon Majick	Very High. He is a jealous creature that desires strongly to lock down a female.
K-OS Virus	Is sick with the disease and loves to relate to females who also have it.
Boons	Loyal
Snags	An effeminate creature Annoying asf