The Torta

The 'Fridge

Race	Fairy / Monster
Hotness	0-3
Body Count	0-3+
Politics	Center Left
RizzForce Level	4
GreasyMajick Level	0-5
How she can level up	Lose a lot of weight. Educate herself and speak eloquently. Become more conservative and religious. Can become a Fairy Type-B at best.

The overweight grotesquely altered Chupacabra. Her form, swollen and hunched, more resembles a gluttony demon, than any fair daughter of the Elves. And yet, in her eyes glimmers a madness: the belief that she is beautiful, divine, a ‘bad bitch’. She believes herself to be a queen that deserves a warrior-king-ghetto-Edgar-mate, while she brings no grace, no virtue, no offering, just a carne-asada appetite. Her only exercise is walking to the refrigerator. She is also the friend in the group that hates when her cute friend gets male attention. She will cockblock any man that approaches. And still she waits, thinking herself a prize.

Lost in a haze of sorrow and delusion, she feasts on the fire-dusts of the mortal world: Hot Cheetos, Takis, Carnitas, Al Pastor, and Tacos. –Saint Beldábeard

Where to find	Nearly everywhere in the South, Latinozian lands.
Body Count	DTF, because she rarely gets asked to smash a man.
Pro Life	Possibly. She doesn’t care. She desires to lay many eggs.
HypnoTech Majick	Extremely High. She is proficient in her use of this dark Majick. It feeds her delusion. Helps her catfish males on dating apps.
Greasy Majick	Extremely high. It is in her culture to use this Majick when she is angry or hungry.
K-OS Virus	Lives with the disease. Contacted at birth or in college.
Boons	May have some traditional wife abilities, particularly cooking. May love her family. Can be trained to believe in Elven Truth.
Snags	Health.  Anger problems. Ghetto