The Spazmite

The Lazy Loser.

Race	Spazmite
Hotness	3-7
Body Count	3 (+-)
Politics	Left
RizzForce Level	5
GoonMajick Level	6

The Spazmite is the ruin of a man, once bearing the noble blood of Patriarchs, now reduced to crawling shadow. Ancient scrolls whisper of a Deacon, mighty in speech and spirit, who was seduced by a Siren. She devoured his heart, and he—weak, unwilling—chose despair over dominion. These potions did not slay him—they numbed him. He looked into the Abyss and, unlike warriors who return tempered, he fell—and loved the fall. Some Spazmites are born of broken homes, others of betrayal or emasculation. Yet all share one trait: the refusal to fight. They shun the burden of self-conquest. A being in constant collapse—failing to rise after heartbreak and humiliation.

He cast aside the sword of purpose and drank deep from cursed potions: Videogamia, Greenleaf, and the bitterness of Drunkendorf. –Saint Beldábeard

Beware the Spazmite—not for the chaos he brings, but because he poisons from below. He does not destroy worlds; he drags Patriarchs and Doves into swamps. He clings to deceived females, draining their strength not out of malice—but out of cowardice, leeching onto them for sex, money, and shelter. He is not an enemy you fight with swords. He is the rot within your ranks. And the only cure is fire—discipline, purpose, and the return of the masculine will.

Where to find	Everywhere. Becoming the average male of the West.
Body Count	Sex is another fun addiction for him to be distracted with.
Pro Life	Uses abortion to avoid responsibility.
HypnoTech Majick	Medium. May or may use it for the purpose of his addictions.
Goon Majick	High. He is a jealous creature that does not enjoy the success of others.
K-OS Virus	Has the disease and doesn't care.
Boons	Some might be physically attractive.
Snags	Degenerate Lazy asf Most are physically unfit