The Siren

The Thorn in the side of Man

Race	Dove / Monster
Hotness	8-10
Body Count	2+
Politics	Left or Right
RizzForce Level	7
GreasyMajick Level	7
How she can level up	Must work on humility and trust. Learn to respect males. At best can level up to Fairy Type-B

She was born a Dove—pure, sacred, Elvish. But the fire of discipline was weak in her. At the doors of secular universities run by Warlocks and Leviathans, she traded Truth for sin and dived deep into HypnoTech and Greasy Majick.

She spat on the Elvish scrolls and deep throated Leviathan meat—legacy sold for lust. The Poachers came and clapped her cheeks so hard it left her dreaming for more. Poacher after Poacher left her. And she did not know why. 

In time, her soul cracked. The K-OS Virus—consumed her. But even darkness has limits. After countless cheek clapping and Majick potion abuse, her spirit limped back toward the light, crawling to the healing waters of the Elves. She claimed redemption. Claimed it washed away her ruin.

She calls herself worthy. She confuses forgiveness with forgetfulness. She is the born again virgin. –Saint Beldábeard

But repentance without humility is just rehearsal. She scoffs at temporal consequence, calls her past only a ‘lesson,’ and resents the Patriarch when he chooses a Dove or Elf over her. She calls it unfair. When age begins to alter her beauty, she settles for the Dwarf , Smurf, or the Wizard—not out of love, but resignation and “peace”. But these men remind her of what she cannot have. And in her intimate cheek clapping  moments, behind closed chambers, her soul remembers the thunder of the Poacher, the squirt chaos of the Leviathan—the ones who never bowed to her illusions.

She is not lost because she fell. She is lost because she still believes she should be crowned a Dove in a world she once tried to burn.

Where to find	Common. She lurks in Elvish holy grounds, universities, and events. Disguises her appearance in an attempt to locate a Patriarch.
Body Count	Recently began to believe sex is only in marriage and now rejects the use of contraceptives (but secretly desires it before and some may want to seduce you into it).
Pro Life	Yes, but secretly may have had an abortion, or was/is open to abortion.
HypnoTech Majick	High. Still tampers with dark Majick. Loves digital validation.
Greasy Majick	High. Once you dive into this Majick there is no return. The aura lingers, perhaps, forever.  She will have outbreaks of anxiety, anger, and sadness. Especially anger. She is known to yell, disrespect, and cuss you out.
K-OS Virus	Recovered victim. But often has revert sicknesses.
Boons	Adventurous and fun. Experienced to help fight against dark Majick.
Snags	Understands her role, but poorly practices. Trauma ridden.