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The Poacher

  • deacondoom
  • Jul 3, 2025
  • 2 min read

Updated: Sep 22, 2025


Mr. Panty-Dropper

Race

Patriarch / Leviathan

Hotness

8-10

Body Count

15 (+-)

Politics

Left

RizzForce Level 

10

GoonMajick Level

8



The Poacher walks the shadowed edge of the realm—not quite an evil villain, but far from noble. He bears no loyalty, no banner but his own ambition. Where the Patriarch builds, the Poacher seduces. Where the Patriarch teaches discipline for virtue, the Poacher whispers discipline for pleasure. He is a hedonist cloaked in charisma, a rogue knight playing a game where there are only winners and losers. He does not hate the Elves—on the contrary, he respects their strength, their clarity—but he scoffs at their restraint. He is the smoothest of charmers, perhaps besting even the Patriarch, because he seeks sex like it’s an addiction.


The gym, pornia, orgies, clubs, concerts, potions, anything to give him a rush and help him clap cheeks. –Saint Beldábeard


Truth, to him, is a tool, not a creed. Pleasure is his compass. Victory, his only virtue. The Poacher is not on a mission to tear down the Patriarch’s house—no, he merely wishes to outshine it. To him, the Rizzverse is not sacred. It's a sport. A hunt. He wields the Rizzforce like a dark sorcerer wielding fire: not to enlighten, but to consume. He enchants Doves, deceives Elves, beguiles Fairies—he whispers what they long to hear, and when he finally claps their cheeks, discards them like worn-out trophies, chasing the next conquest. He is the tempter in the woods. And in a world drunk on charm and blind to virtue, many would follow him to ruin, smiling all the way.




Where to find

Clubs, gyms, university fraternities, sport teams, virtually anywhere masculine.

Body Count

Sex is his favorite sport.

Pro Life

Uses abortion to avoid responsibility.

HypnoTech Majick

Very High. He uses this majick to attract female creatures. From the latest gym shirtless selfie to him in the club with the boys.

Goon Majick

Low. He uses the RizzForce well. Occasionally, he can be jealous of the Patriarch and use this majick.

K-OS Virus

Immune, but he actively spreads the disease because it benefits him.

Boons

Very confident Attractive Successful career Fun and adventurous

Snags

Degenerate Can be vile


 
 

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