The Pixie

The Fling

Race	Fairy / Gobblin
Hotness	8-10
Body Count	3+
Politics	Left
RizzForce Level	10
GreasyMajick Level	7
How she can level up	Become more conservative and religious. Mature in values and virtues. Stop clapping cheeks and wait until marriage. Begin valuing family over having fun. Can become a Siren at best.

Born of Elvish blood but raised by Goblins, she was meant to be something higher—something noble. The Elves crafted her lineage, but her household was infected with Majick and the K-OS Virus. She is a daughter of modern secular culture. Holy Matrimony to her is defined as any two creatures that ‘love each other’. Tradition is a thing of the past for her.

She is a sort of shape-shifting creature, a kind of Majickal chameleon that one day sings scripture in a church; the next, she’s twerking ass with the Orcs in a degenerate club. She’ll claim to know Elvish doctrine simply because she has Elvish blood and desires to change it ‘to get with the times’.

If she has maintained her virginal purity and leans right, there is hope—a Fairy she could become, perhaps with the right guide at her side. But if she clings to rebellion and rides the winds of popular Majick, she will fall with the Orcs.

They are known to leave many a husband for her own ‘freedom’, ‘happiness’, and perhaps for another ‘love’. –Saint Beldábeard

These are not women of the West who build families with Patriarchs. These are women who follow social media trends like it’s their religion. She may wed—early or late—but without Elvish principles, her union will be as fleeting as moonlight on a blade. She is the daughter of  infidelity, divorce and remarriage.

Know this: she is not evil—but she is unanchored. And an unanchored soul, no matter how beautiful, can sink a man faster than a thousand Orcs.

Where to find	Common. Found lurking in all social places. She is the average female of the West. Growing in the East.
Body Count	Just wants to have fun.
Pro Life	No, because she wants to ‘enjoy her life’ and keep a ‘nice body’.
HypnoTech Majick	Extremely high. She is proficient in her use of this dark Majick. She’s posts every iced coffee and meal.
Greasy Majick	Extremely High. She will have outbreaks of anxiety, anger, and sadness.
K-OS Virus	Lives with the disease. Contracted at birth or in college.
Boons	Does not have a fantasy standard for you. Is capable of real-life problem solving with you. She has some grit. Tends to be very physically beautiful.
Snags	Marriage and kids is for later in life. Possibly doesn’t believe marriage is necessary at all. Desires sex. Highly likely she has a promiscuous past. She is more important than your Elvish beliefs.