The Patriarch

The Hero of the Rizzverse

Race	Patriarch
Hotness	8-10
Body Count	5 (+-)
Politics	Right
RizzForce Level	10
GoonMajick Level	0

The Patriarch is legend incarnate, forged by the will of the Kreator at the dawn of the Rizzverse. He is the keeper of order, the keeper of the RizzForce. He is a man of legacy who rules with a Dove at his side. He glorifies the Kreator with his work and willingly uses his treasures to benefit the Kingdom of the Kreator.

It is said that of all creatures in the realm, only the Patriarch mirrors the Kreator’s might, mercy, and mind. From him flowed the Elvish doctrines, not stumbled upon but spiritually inspired—etched in stone, carved in spirit. He walks not behind time, but ahead of it. He is a man with a mission and vision. 

Some were born into the light. Others, torn from the abyss, dragged themselves from the filth of the female dating world—heatbroken, abused, but unbowed. 

He has the body of an athlete, the mind of a genius, and the heart of a saint. He can quote the Scriptures while cutting the grass, fixing the plumbing, clapping his Dove, slaying a demon, and landing international business deals.  –Saint Beldábeard

Females dream of getting their cheeks clapped by this ultra-masculine man. Men seek their wisdom. They are hard working men whose businesses and careers they turn into empires without sacrificing family time. They understand all the Majicks in the world and how to defeat them. They are courageous— unafraid of speaking their mind or on occasions throwing hands. When he walks in the room the females whisper “Who is that man?” while the men, without any debate, agree that “He is a Chad”. 

If darkness floods the land, it is because the Patriarch is few in numbers. Without him, chaos creeps. With him, the world remembers what it means to stand.

The Hierarchy of the Patriarch

Priest

He’s older, sharper, forged by experience instead of just enthusiasm. His influence stretches across the Rizzverse like a sovereign’s banner—seen, respected, feared. His disciple is mighty, but one slip, one failure of discipline, and gravity drags him back down to the Deacon-Cardinal stage. The crown is heavier, but it’s also sharper, and it cuts the man who forgets why he wears it.

Cardinal

He is the man who has seized the heart of a Dove, or at least a Fairy Type A, and built an empire around her loyalty. He no longer needs to look in the mirror with deep introspection; he sees the reflection of the Kreator in himself and his own reflection in his children. The Rizzforce doesn’t just serve him; it enthrones him, locks him into his Patriarchal seat. His mission is no longer ascension, it’s permanence. He builds legacy brick by brick, knowing his kingdom is at the service of Life.

Pope

The summit, the peak, the rarest seat of the Rizzverse. Few men ever reach it. This man gazes toward the Kreator, as if through a stormed glass—close enough to glimpse the infinite, wise enough to tremble. His Rizzforce is not just strong—it is cosmic. His network, vast as mercy itself, becomes a hand lifting others from dust to dignity. He is remembered, not for what he took, but for what he raised. The banquet seat awaits him—a throne prepared for by the Kreator.

Where to find	You will find this man only in the elitist places; religious palaces, sports, gyms, churches, restaurants, elvish and charity events.
Body Count	Varies. May have high or low.
Pro Life	Desires as many heirs to his throne as possible.
HypnoTech Majick	None.
Goon Majick	None.
K-OS Virus	Immune.
Boons	The near-perfect man.
Snags	He will usually have the perfect balance of mercy and justice, but sometimes his mercy will lead him to be taken advantage off. His reaction can lead him into becoming a Dwarf.