The Gobblin

Dr. CareerClap

Race	Gobblin
Hotness	7-10
Body Count	5+
Politics	Left or Right
RizzForce Level	10
GreasyMajick Level	9
How she can level up	Become more conservative and religious. Stop clapping cheeks and wait until marriage. Begin valuing family over career or money. Can become a Siren at best.

The Gobblin is a spawn of shadow and twisted ambition. Unlike her forebears—the brutish Orcs who waged war with lust and degeneracy—she’s the ‘started from the bottom now we here’, ‘boss babe’. She seeks to climb ladders of money and vanity. She will go to college, conjure up Majickal sloppy toppy, whatever it takes to satisfy her ‘goals’.

She carved her path through money and moral filth, declaring herself self-made, self-owned, and answerable to no lord nor law but her own craving. She delusionally believes herself equal to all males and superior to most— and scorns the most powerful of men because they don’t desire her.

Her tongue is sharper than any blade, hurling commands like a captain yet shrieking like a harpy when met with resistance. She is no maiden of virtue, nor loyal wife, but a collector of consorts—men used like tools, then discarded like scraps.

She’s the creature that posts her Dubainia, Almaf Coasta, and Monaconia travel stories with the male blurred out. –Saint Beldábeard

Yet her hunger is not for love, nor legacy, but liberty unbound—freedom twisted into rebellion. The old traditions mean nothing to her. Elves are her enemy, family her burden, and disobedience her curse.

To challenge her is to awaken wrath. To question her is to invite scorn. Best to step aside, lest you be crushed under the heel of her poisoned independence. For she does not build—she only consumes.

Where to find	Common. Found lurking in all social places. She is the average female of the West and growing in the East.
Body Count	TF constantly. She uses sex as a way to manipulate and get what she wants. It also relaxes her.
Pro Life	Never. Career, money, freedom, are more important to her.
HypnoTech Majick	Extremely high. She is proficient in her use of this dark Majick. She uses it to advance her corrupt career and ambitions.
Greasy Majick	Extremely high. She will have outbreaks of anger and impatience.
K-OS Virus	Lives with the disease. Contracted at birth, her first cheek clapping, or in college.
Boons	Tends to have money.
Snags	Possibly hates marriage. Desires situationships. Extremely ran-through Psychological and Emotional issues. Afraid of or despises children.