The Fairy
- deacondoom
- Jul 3, 2025
- 3 min read
Updated: Sep 23, 2025
The Modern Wife
Race | Fairy |
Hotness | 5-7 |
Body Count | 0-2 |
Politics | Left or Right |
RizzForce Level | 7 |
GreasyMajick Level | 3 |
How she can level up | Must learn humility and trust. Become more conservative and traditional. Remain a virgin. Value family more than worldly things. If still a virgin, can level up to an Elf or Dove. If loses her virginity, can descend as low as a Monster. |
In the twilight of the West, there walks a female—half-Elven, yet forged in the woods of Americazilla and formed by the lecture halls of Califonicas. A modern hybrid creature: a daughter of Elven tradition that flirted with the world of Poachers, Spazmites, and Warlocks.
She wears modest dresses spun with grace, yet trades them for crop tops and tittie lifters when an attractive Poacher comes to the party. She dances not to elvish harps but to beats born of the secular age.
Unlike the Elves, who honor the home, the Fairy has tasted the forbidden fruit of secular universities. A degree hangs on her wall like a sword she may or may not wield. She wants to be a mother only when she’s “older and ready”; she would rather travel, enjoy life, and conquer a career— though she knows not how.
She does not like the word submit—she prefers the term “best friend” or “partner”.–Saint Beldábeard
In courtship and marriage, she chooses to not follow the family hierarchy. She bargains for equality, as if love were a contract between two gypsies rather than a covenant before the Kreator. She's cautious—scarred perhaps. Too many Poachers, too many broken promises. She delays the marriage vow, citing visions and signs: “God told me not to date you,” as if divine revelation is her personal Tinder. And should she lean too far left politically, she becomes a Pixie: light, loud, and ran through.
Virginity? Rare treasure. She might still guard it like an Elf—or perhaps it's already been surrendered to a Poacher. She is flawed, has high standards, doesn’t want to “settle”, and is oftentimes delusional. Though they deny having contacted the feminisia flu, many don’t realize they have the symptoms. They often chase careers like dragons, debate with family and boyfriends for independence, and consider Patriarchs and Deacons as their equals. They call it choice—but it is GreasyMajick.
A child of the Old Ways, raised in the New Age—torn between destiny and dopamine.
The Hierarchy of the Fairy
Type A: Untouched, pure, no body count. She carries herself like a Dove—gentle, soft, receptive to guidance. She wants to build, to grow, to take her place in the timeless dance of man and wife. Her words reveal humility, a rare thing in this age: “How can I be a better wife?” … “I don’t know, but I’m willing to learn.” This is not weakness—it is strength cloaked in softness, like the white feather that defies the storm.
Type B: Little or no body count, but infected with modernity. Unable to rise into the peace of the Dove, always one step from slipping into the abyss of the Siren. She says, “I don’t cook or clean. My man does that.” Or, “I have to have a career—I can’t stay at home.” It is the anthem of a world that calls rebellion freedom but delivers only fatigue.
Where to find | Somewhat common. You will find her at Midtown Elvish Liberal Universities, religious groups, scripture studies, clubs, dance classes and coffee shops. |
Body Count | Sex is only in marriage and no contraceptives. But may have not always believed in the old Elvish ways. May have gotten her cheeks clapped once. |
Pro Life | Yes, desires at least 2+ saintly children. |
HypnoTech Majick | High. She uses this Majick to be updated on current trends for her to follow religiously. |
Greasy Majick | High. She will claim not to use the Majick, but subconsciously does. |
K-OS Virus | May or may not have the virus. If she has the virus, it is not very potent. |
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