The Dwarf
- deacondoom
- Jul 3, 2025
- 2 min read
Updated: Sep 23, 2025

The Man that Stunts Growth.
Race | Patriarch / Smurf |
Hotness | 6-10 |
Body Count | 1 (+-) |
Politics | Right |
RizzForce Level | 6 |
GoonMajick Level | 5 |
Once, the Dwarf stood as a Lord among Patriarchs—his lineage noble, his spirit forged by the Rizzechism of the Rizzolic Church. But where gold could not corrupt him, softness did. He was not slain by blade nor dragon, but by unchecked mercy—sentimental, foolish mercy. He mistook affection for manipulation, and beauty for virtue. This, the ancient flaw of Patriarchs: when they forget that evil often comes veiled in beauty.
The Dwarf struggles to believe that “talk is cheap” and that is why he falls for the kind words of manipulation by Fairies and Sirens—he mistakens them as Doves. –Saint Beldábeard
Though his heart was forged like stone—stout and unyielding—it also made him deaf to the wisdom of his kin. His loyalty was easily bought by charm, not by character. He mistook indulgence for love, tantrums for fire, and disrespect for strength.
Where once he stood shoulder-to-shoulder with warriors, now he kneels at the feet of enchantresses—Siren, Fairy Type-B, or Brujas, it matters not. He is like the sailor who, hearing the Siren’s song, believes the creature to be a Dove. His brothers warn him, but it matters not, he leaps from the ship of reason, plunging into delusion, only to be dragged beneath the waves and devoured. The Dwarf now lives entombed—not in stone—but in a relationship built on disrespect, female anger bursts, and drama. And still, he calls it love.
Where to find | Elvish churches, religious events, and universities. |
Body Count | Usually, he is seduced into clapping a Siren's cheeks and is hers forever. |
Pro Life | Supports it and desires a family to a fault. |
HypnoTech Majick | Low. He may struggle with some addictions, but his exaggerated desire for a female distracts him away from the tech majick. |
Goon Majick | High. His lack of Rizzforce forces him to use Majick. |
K-OS Virus | His emotional imbalance made him susceptible to the virus. He lives with a minor version of the virus. |
Boons | He has a lot of courage Responsible Successful career |
Snags | Weak Rizzforce Uses Majick Gas lighter Hard headed |



