The Deer
- deacondoom
- Jul 3, 2025
- 2 min read
Updated: Sep 23, 2025

The Heartbreak
Race | Dove / Monster |
Hotness | 8-10 |
Body Count | 0-5+ |
Politics | Center Left |
RizzForce Level | 8 |
GreasyMajick Level | 0-8 |
How she can level up | Become more conservative and religious. Stop clapping cheeks and wait until marriage. Become educated. If still a virgin, she can be a Fairy or Dove. If no longer a virgin, she can be a Fairy Type-A , B or Siren at best. |
Long ago, in the dimming twilight of noble bloodlines, there was a breach. Somewhere down the Elvish tree, a daughter of starlight was seduced by a Poacher or Leviathan, dragging her lineage into shadow. The descendants of that union walk among us still—half-blessed, half-cursed, lost. They are the Deer. Wide-eyed. Beautiful, perhaps. But vacant. Like enchantments gone wrong, they flutter through life in a trance—numbing themselves with potions, lust, and social media distractions. They don’t think, because thinking is heavy. It would slow the dance. So they don’t ask why the stars weep, or why their souls ache. They sleep with Poachers and call it connection. She loves to say “Girl’s just want to have fun!” with her tongue sticking out and a look in her eyes dumber than a donut. Most don’t even know their Elvish blood burns faint in their veins. They chant 'YOLO' like it’s a prophecy, drifting from land to land, never daring to build a kingdom—only ever renting their hearts out to lesser men.
She’s the super nice girl that hates arguments. She keeps things superficial because it’s carefree. She doesn’t think about the future, because she believes only the present matters. –Saint Beldábeard
Some awaken, perhaps by a Patriarch, seeking wisdom from him. But most? Most will keep running—because bliss is ignorance. Politically passive, spiritually sedated, aesthetically liberal. Some marry, but without the tradition of the Elves, the sacred union is oftentimes broken up. But that is why she indulges in sex and potions, to help her not think about it. The future and her soul frightens her.
Where to find | Common. Found lurking in all social places. She is the average female of the West. |
Body Count | Just wants to have fun. |
Pro Life | Not sure, doesn’t care, too complicated. |
HypnoTech Majick | Extremely high. She is proficient in her use of this dark Majick. |
Greasy Majick | High. She will have outbreaks of anxiety. |
K-OS Virus | Lives with the disease. Contracted at birth or in college. |
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