The Deacon
- deacondoom
- Jul 3, 2025
- 2 min read
Updated: Sep 23, 2025

The Enduring Apprentice.
Race | Patriarch |
Hotness | 6-10 |
Body Count | 3 (+-) |
Politics | Right |
RizzForce Level | 8 |
GoonMajick Level | 2 |
The Deacon is the forge-born shadow of the coming Patriarch—disciplined, yet unproven. He walks not in comfort, but in conflict, aligned with the ancient wisdom of the Elven Scriptures while fighting in the trenches of the Anti-Rizz Wars, where the air reeks of liberalism, feminism, and evil potion substances. He trains at the gym and constantly teaches himself new skills despite not exactly knowing what to do with his life.
He has battled Poachers, Spazmites, and the degenerate Orcs. He is a seeker of truth, hoarding Elvish books, because he knows that knowledge precedes dominion.
He has been embarrassed, harassed, and humiliated, by female and male creatures. He has been out rizzed by Patriarch and Poacher. And yet, he endures. –Saint Beldábeard
His eyes burn with the vision of the Patriarch he will one day become—a pillar, not a pawn. In his empty wallet, he carries a faded image of a Dove—not for sentiment, but as a vow of allegiance.
He knows lust’s poison. He’s tasted the edge of addiction and ruin. But each temptation is another enemy slain. The forces of woke doctrines mark him for destruction—for they know if the Deacon ascends, their empire falls.
The Hierarchy of the Deacon
Cardinal: He’s the man standing at the threshold—already forged, not yet crowned. He is the man in the storm, sharpening his edge. The fire in him isn’t small—it’s wild, almost reckless, demanding not suppression but mastery. He has seen the map of the Rizzverse and wielded the Rizzforce that drives it. His bank account grows, his style sharpens, his skills cut deeper—yet these are only tools waiting for the final secret that will turn motion into destiny. He is not the king, but he is the iron rising to be king; and that, in many ways, is the more dangerous stage.
Priest: He’s probably in college, or in that crucible of youth where a man wrestles with himself and hasn’t yet decided whether he’ll be a lion or a lamb. He doesn’t fully know the Rizzverse—he’s only brushing the edge of the map—but the Rizzforce is stirring in him, like thunder heard before the storm. His career, his money, his mastery, his very aura—they’re glowing coals, small, fragile, easy to dismiss. Yet that ember, with the right discipline and the right defiance, can blaze into a fire so bright the world has no choice but to take notice. He is beginning to change his style and character.
Where to find | You will find this man on mission trips, hostel jumping, in the jungles of Asia, or in a blue collar field working hard at life. |
Body Count | Varies. May have high or low. |
Pro Life | Desires a family. |
HypnoTech Majick | Low. May have slag of videogamia or pornia addictions. |
Goon Majick | Very little. He is learning to not use it. |
K-OS Virus | Became sick, but recovered and is immune now. |
Boons | The near-perfect man, but in the making. |
Snags | May have financial struggles. Career is still not figured out. Still in Rizzforce training. |



