The Chupacabra
- deacondoom
- Jul 3, 2025
- 2 min read
Updated: Sep 23, 2025

Ghetto Girl
Race | Fairy / Gobblin |
Hotness | 3-5 |
Body Count | 3+ |
Politics | Center Left |
RizzForce Level | 10 |
GreasyMajick Level | 3-8 |
How she can level up | Save clapping cheeks until marriage.
Educate herself and speak eloquently.
Become more conservative and religious.
Can become a Siren at best.
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She was forged in the ash-choked alleys of Los Angelus and San Bernardinus — not born, but battle-tempered. A daughter of shadow and noise, shaped by a clash of Tortas, Goblins, Elves, and Orcs. In the Elder Days, the Elves waged war in those streets — relentlessly evangelizing trying to cast light where none wished it. They lost. The Elves were pushed to the coasts, their legacy became legend, and the shadows deepened in the streets. Out of that void, the Chupacabra crept — attitude incarnate.
She calls that darkness her home — not out of pride, but survival. It's what raised her. Yet in the marrow of her soul, she hears the call of the Elves — the silence, the beauty, the order. And so she is torn. She wants a real man of purpose, strength, and unyielding ghettoness— because she confuses ratchetness with masculinity. She will say things like “I fucken luv you esse”, “Marry me, homie” Trauma became her lullaby. Violence her rhythm.
She can’t handle peace, because gun shots, taco trucks, muggings, was her home. –Saint Beldábeard
Now she wanders, trying to walk a golden path through a world of rot. But light and dark both burn her. She enjoys the gym and playing soccer and handball. She seeks kings but runs with Edgars.
Where to find | In the darkest streets of Los Angelus, San Bernardinus, San Diegus, Fresnoien, etc.. She may lurk in Elvish churches seeking refuge from the shadows. |
Body Count | For sure after some cerverzas. |
Pro Life | Probably. Many want a baby daddy. She desires to lay many eggs. |
HypnoTech Majick | High. She is proficient in her use of this dark magik. Mainly as a form of entertainment and sending nudies to her Edgars. |
Greasy Majick | Extremely high. It is in her culture to use this Majick when she is angry. |
K-OS Virus | Lives with the disease. Contacted at birth or in community college. |
Boons |
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Snags |
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