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The Chupacabra

  • deacondoom
  • Jul 3, 2025
  • 2 min read

Updated: Sep 23, 2025


Ghetto Girl

Race

Fairy / Gobblin

Hotness

3-5

Body Count

3+

Politics

Center Left

RizzForce Level 

10

GreasyMajick Level

3-8

How she can level up

Save clapping cheeks until marriage. Educate herself and speak eloquently. Become more conservative and religious. Can become a Siren at best.


She was forged in the ash-choked alleys of Los Angelus and San Bernardinus — not born, but battle-tempered. A daughter of shadow and noise, shaped by a clash of Tortas, Goblins, Elves, and Orcs. In the Elder Days, the Elves waged war in those streets — relentlessly evangelizing trying to cast light where none wished it. They lost. The Elves were pushed to the coasts, their legacy became legend, and the shadows deepened in the streets. Out of that void, the Chupacabra crept — attitude incarnate.

She calls that darkness her home — not out of pride, but survival. It's what raised her. Yet in the marrow of her soul, she hears the call of the Elves — the silence, the beauty, the order. And so she is torn. She wants a real man of purpose, strength, and unyielding ghettoness— because she confuses ratchetness with masculinity. She will say things like “I fucken luv you esse”, “Marry me, homie” Trauma became her lullaby. Violence her rhythm.


She can’t handle peace, because gun shots, taco trucks, muggings, was her home. –Saint Beldábeard

Now she wanders, trying to walk a golden path through a world of rot. But light and dark both burn her. She enjoys the gym and playing soccer and handball. She seeks kings but runs with Edgars.




Where to find

In the darkest streets of Los Angelus, San Bernardinus, San Diegus, Fresnoien, etc.. She may lurk in Elvish churches seeking refuge from the shadows.

Body Count

For sure after some cerverzas.

Pro Life

Probably. Many want a baby daddy. She desires to lay many eggs.

HypnoTech Majick

High. She is proficient in her use of this dark magik. Mainly as a form of entertainment and sending nudies to her Edgars.

Greasy Majick

Extremely high. It is in her culture to use this Majick when she is angry.

K-OS Virus

Lives with the disease. Contacted at birth or in community college.

Boons

  • May have some traditional wife abilities.

  • Loyal and loves family.

  • Can be trained to believe in Elven Truth.

Snags

  • High body count

  • Anger problems.

  • Ghetto


 
 

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