The Bruja
- deacondoom
- Jul 3, 2025
- 2 min read
Updated: Sep 23, 2025
The Seductive Desperada
Race | Fairy |
Hotness | 4-7 |
Body Count | 0-3 |
Politics | Center Left or Right |
RizzForce Level | 5 |
GreasyMajick Level | 4 |
How she can level up | Due to her age, she can not level up. |
She is a Fairy, just older and weary. In her youth, she chased illusions: the glamour of HypnoTech Magik: addicted to social media trends and posts, the sickness of the K-OS Plague: valuing her independence and feminisia flu, and the fleeting pleasure of getting clapped by a Poacher. The wisdom of Patriarchs she mocked; the courtship of Deacons she dismissed. And finding none, she turns her charm toward less experienced, perhaps discouraged Deacons and Rizzlings—hoping to catch one under a spell.
She is not completely wicked—just desperate, clever, and clinging to beauty she no longer commands.
Now the years have caught her. She gazes into the mirror, seeking the spark of a beauty long since gone. –Saint Beldábeard
Where to find | Extremely common West of the Rizzverse and growing in the East. She lurks in Elvish holy grounds and religious ‘networking’ and ‘matchmaking’ events. Uses potions to disguise her appearance in an attempt to enchant a Deacon or Rizzling. |
Body Count | Sex is only in marriage but secretly desires it before and some will seduce you into it, including the use of contraceptives. |
Pro Life | Yes, but secretly may have had an abortion, or was/is open to abortion. Due to her age, she may struggle with fertility. |
HypnoTech Majick | Moderate. She may still tamper but it is not as important to her since she lost her beauty. |
Greasy Majick | High. Once you dive into this Majick there is no return. The aura lingers, perhaps, forever. She will have outbreaks of anxiety, anger, sadness, etc.. |
K-OS Virus | Possibly a recovered victim. Perhaps a born-again virgin but healing herself according to the Rizzechism of the Rizzolic Church. |
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